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“A weekend of erotic expression”

UPCOMING DATES: 

March 7-9, 2025 | HELPER, UTAH 

October 11-13, 2025 | To be announced

Free your creative flow through writing, movement, and art! 

Calling self-discovery enthusiasts, sex geeks, and creatives of all kinds (18 and over)! 

In this retreat we will have: 

  • lessons/discussions on sexual energy, erotophobia, desire, and fantasy, 
  • movement activities that’ll shake away the blocks and stuck places in you, 
  • a series of stimulating writing prompts,  
  • time to share and witness each other’s art and expression, 
  • and more! 

THIS RETREAT IS A SPACE to eliminate blocks within yourself and your creativity, feel a range of human emotions, and leave feeling more free and alive within yourself.

During this 3-day retreat, you can expect to experience a dynamic variety of activities designed to free up your creative flow. 

A plethora of carefully curated writing prompts will be dispersed throughout the weekend to get your creative juices flowing. 

Movement activities will be accessible to all bodies and abilities. No prior movement experience necessary. 

We will be exploring visual art on top of two painting activities. All supplies provided. Bring your own if you’d like. Also, no experience necessary. 

There will be short lectures and discussions that you can participate in at your own level. There will also be ample time to connect with others or to silently work on your creative projects. 

Arrival time is between 12-2pm on Friday. We will begin at 3pm Friday evening. The retreat will end at 6pm on Sunday evening. You may leave Sunday night or stay an extra night and leave Monday at no additional charge.

– A notebook for journaling.

– Comfortable clothes that you can move in as well as clothes that can get paint on them. 

– A water bottle.

– Art materials of your own if you have a specific medium you’d like to work with. Otherwise, supplies will be provided for you. 

– Food for yourself for the weekend. There’s a full kitchen available to you. There are also restaurants close by. 

– Cushions, yoga mats, or any other comfort items you’d like for floor sitting and movement. There will be chairs for everyone as well. 

– An open and curious mindset.

Accommodations vary depending on location. 

In Helper, Utah, where events are often held, we will be staying at an old, renovated brothel. All rooms are private as well as warm, clean, and comfortable. Some rooms have private bathrooms and most have shared bathrooms. There is a full kitchen for you to use with all of the modern necessities you’d expect. The price of accommodations are included in the price of the retreat. There may be a small extra fee to have a private bathroom. 

Contact Melissa with specific questions. 

To register, start with emailing Melissa with the link below. 

Emailing Melissa is a required step in the registration process. From there, we will set up a short phone interview. This is for us both to ask any questions that we have and to see if it’s a fit for you to participate.

Once that is complete, payment can be made via PayPal or Venmo.

Other payment options available, if necessary.

The March 7-9, 2025 retreat is $525 per person or $850 per couple (Early bird special until February 15th.) This price includes accommodations for the weekend. Also, anyone can be a couple, you just need to share a bed. 

Lastly, there are discounts for locals and scholarships available. Email for details.

Email Melissa

UNCENSORED TESTIMONIALS

“Every part of it was well done. Each exercise helped me break down barriers”

“This workshop was inclusive, organized, and vibrant. I appreciated the permission and support to show up and engage in the way my body wanted to; I equally appreciated being exposed to new ideas and ways of being in relation to others. I feel so fed after spending the weekend with Melissa, team and classmates.”

“I appreciated many things! I appreciated the safety fostered in the space, the opening activity that melted the unfamiliarity of a group of strangers, the laughter of our Exquisite Corpse game, and painting! Wow! What an experience!”

“I felt like the event was well thought out and created. I appreciate all the effort that went into this event”

“I’ve done a lot of workshops and this one was probably my favorite. The variety of experiences kept me engaged at my learning edge… without burnout or overwhelm.”

“Melissa Hite masterfully facilitates spaces that enable true internal shifts and transformation; it allows us to reacquaint ourselves in a fresh way. There is no better investment than that!”

What did you appreciate about this workshop? “The sensitivity of the teacher to take us quite effortlessly to the depths of self discovery into our own erotic natures. We were invited just to be ourselves, with such fun, authenticity, creativity, and laughter. It was impactful, penetrating, inclusive, the camaradarie and bonding was beautiful. Truly the most unique and potent inroad into deep communion with self, laughing and playing all the way. I love how we took topics loaded with triggers and ended up laughing and transmuting so much till everything felt ok. It was brilliant and sophisticated but not complicated at all. I felt like I couldn’t do anything wrong and I learned so much, opened so much. I wasn’t bored a single second, was captivated and inspired by everyone and everything. I feel I received the biggest gift, a concentrated, potent and digestible feast of dropping in and learning how to let myself be my outrageous vanilla self! Hahah I celebrate my vanilla with some ginger, cinnamon and nuts! I had so much fun, so much tenderness, so much rest. Really grateful to Melissa and everyone who helped and contributed. I appreciated the ample time to be with ourselves to integrate everything. Just the right amount of stimulation, down time, social time. The food, the provisions, the snacks, the chocolates and teas….everything so fine and delectable at a price which made me feel like I had scored the jackpot in every way.”

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